Waiting for my dream girl

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This is that “Apple Engineer” fake ad for a women’s “hoodie.” She’s really cute. But I don’t think she works for Apple. I posted this before, but it got deleted. The caption says she’s “disrupting American manufacturing…”

Really? I think the only thing she’s likely to disrupt is my marriage. Just in case things don’t work out with her, the next ad implies I could meet my “future wife” in the breakfast cereal aisle at the local Wal-Mart. Yeah, sure, whatever.

But I’ll admit it, I’ve been known to fall hard for a woman in a “hoodie” before.

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#1 - Letting your wife find out about your crazy, younger, girlfriend maybe?

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We never traveled in style like “Iron Maiden’s” 747, but our team used to fly charter most of the time. The buses I mentioned in an earlier post were used only for short trips. Most of the “Big 10” schools are located in the mid-west United States.

The first picture is a 757 carrying the football team. The second is a 737 carrying the men’s basketball team. That’s our airport. The university owned a 727 and 737 but they were used exclusively by the aviation technology program. The 727 had been donated in the 60’s or 70’s by United so students could work on it. I’d never get on it... It was destroyed in 2006.

“ATA” is who I have flown on the most of all the airlines. My "ex" (six years older and once a cheerleader for Indiana University our main rival) and I flew it all the time. I've probably flown on that 757 both as a player and as a married man on vacation... Based in Indy, they offered non-stop service to places like Miami and Las Vegas. They declared “Chapter 11” in 2008 and were bought by Southwest (I think). I graduated well before that so no, it was never a 737 “Max 8.”

(The last picture is the "old" logo used in the 2000's. Adding Penn State in the 90's made 11. But they didn't want to call it the "Big 11." See what they did? Now there are 14. Or 15. Or 16... Getting old, can't keep up.)

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She's cuter than what I remember. But John can have her...

(But wait, there's more... According to Wikipedia: Lorena told Oprah Winfrey in April 2009 that she had no interest in talking to John. Yet they appeared together on the show The Insider in May 2009. It was their first meeting since their divorce. On the show, he apologized to her for the way he treated her during their marriage, and he claimed that he still loved her because he continued to send her Valentine's Day cards and flowers. (Because nothing says "I Love You" like cutting off someone's cock. Was just wondering, is this what's known as a "dealbreaker." I guess they sewed it back on. If it had been me I would have told the ER doc "Hell that one ain't mine. Could have sworn mine was at least 12-13" long. )

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This "ad" showed up on CNN today. The caption read "AARP Video Shows How Age Discrimination Works."

First of all, I'm concerned that things from "AARP" are showing up on my pages in the first place.

But the "arrows" really have me confused. The one that says "Over 40" is pointing to my "future wife" on the left and the one that says "Under 40" is aimed towards her mom or maybe grandmother?

(Or am I just senile and have misinterpreted it? )

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Kelly has been my dream girl longer than anyone.

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Today's best "fake ad" on CNN.

At least there hasn't been a "Born Before 1985" one implying I look like an 80 year old man in quite a while.

Tried "swiping right" on her but it didn't work.