Waiting for my dream girl

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One trend I’ve noticed with these “man/doll” relationships is a vast “age difference.” I genuinely feel sorry for the Japanese man that married the anime character. Something is wrong. He clearly could find a human partner but he obviously suffers from extreme shyness and has been bullied by women acquaintances and co-workers whom he has attempted to ask out.

I have far less sympathy for some of the others. The man on the left has been married to plastic women nine (!) times and has made many misogynistic comments. He has said he “prefers dolls to living women.” Sounds like a real winner.

The second guy… Yeah dude, you wish. The sad thing is he is married, in his late 50’s (he looks older to me) and “sleeps” with his “rubber girlfriend” four times a week. Damn, that’s a lot of Viagra.

The third guy. Well I can’t imagine why he can’t get a date? I wonder what these guys do? Do their coworkers know? Do they even have jobs? Some are married. My wife would kill me if I ever brought one of these “dolls” home. I’m not sure this will become acceptable until the dolls are more like humans and we have all retreated into isolation. Sad. Right now they are, at best, very expensive (“Michelle” was almost $8,000) “masturbation” devices. I want a partner that is my best friend and lover, someone I can relate to, someone I can talk to. A real live "warm" living person I can snuggle up to at night. And when I get to be the age of most of these guys, someone who knows CPR and can dial 911 if I have a heart attach during sex.

(I know the one in the middle picture is thinking "How did I get stuck with this loser? I wish he was 6'4", in his 30's, financially well off, drove a black ZR-1, and lived in Zionsville. Shit I couldn't care less whether he's married or not..." )

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Shit. Just found this out today. I thought things were going really well between us too...

From the New York Daily News:

A phony German “heiress” who lived as a Manhattan socialite by allegedly stealing from banks, credit card companies and her upper-crust friends threw a temper tantrum Friday because she didn’t want to wear jail clothes to court, her lawyer said.

Finally — at 11:30 a.m., two hours after the start of the regular session in Manhattan Supreme Court — Anna Sorokin appeared at the defense table, clad in black pants with a white button-down blouse, with the cuffs on both her blouse and pants rolled up.

Sorokin, 28, was also upset about the treatment she’s been getting on Rikers Island, her lawyer, Todd Spodek, said.

Sorokin’s issues held up the testimony of Ryan Salem, a City National Bank employee who — based on bogus financial information Sorokin allegedly provided — considered the young woman for a $22 million loan to open an event space on Park Ave. South.

Sorokin allegedly scored $275,000 from banks, credit card companies and other victims by playing the role of a wealthy socialite born into means.

Spodek, on cross-examination, grilled Salem about whether he was really ready to dispense that type of business loan on behalf of the then 25-year-old self-proclaimed trust-funder.

Sorokin is accused of reporting to the bank that she was worth as much as $60 million.

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I've long wanted to find a decent priced drum set that was made well enough so I wouldn't beat it to pieces. But I don't want to spend thousands on something that I will most likely suck at. Probably a large sized "Bonham/Led Zeppelin" kit with massive bass drum would be my best bet. Clear amber Vistalite just like his.

As I posted in the "Sing a Long" thread when I was 10 I talked my mom and dad into letting me get a drum set and start taking lessons after seeing "Wayne's World." That ended soon after as my mom finally tired of the noise coming from our basement.

Was on eBay this afternoon and this ad somehow caught my attention.

The drum featured is an old Ludwig tom tom from 1972 but I'm more interested in the girl featured in the ad. Is she the seller? She doesn't look 47. Maybe they're her grandfathers drums? I may just have to go down there and see what this is all about.

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Miley and Hayley both have numerous tattoos so I thought it would increase my chances with them if I got a few myself...

Somehow it didn't quite work out the way I'd hoped.

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I thought this was fake at first because it showed up in one of those CNN "ads" about "Youngest Female Billionaires." Of course I clicked on it...

But actually she's real! Her name is Marie Besnier Beauvalot a French Heiress worth over 5 billion dollars and my "future wife."

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I've expressed an interest in learning to play drums. But I had no idea it was so sexy...

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Last weekend we went to look at “Class A” RV’s. This summer my wife wants to drive around the United States and visit all my family which is largely scattered. We do not plan to stay with them or stay in hotels. Also we (I) decided that fucking around with a 30+ foot trailer was too much work and neither one of us has much experience. However, she said confidently that she once “pulled a U-Haul behind her car back in college.” God help us. Besides we’d still need something big enough so that means a Dodge Ram 3500, Silverado 3500, or Ford F-350 diesel “dually” with 5th wheel. Very expensive truck just by itself.

The issue is that basically a "Class A" is a “tour bus” and can run you $300,000 to $500,000 on up. So we thought a “used” one would be our best bet. And it just so happens I found the “perfect” one…

When I showed her and she saw who it was , she said “Sure, go ahead. You can park it at Wal-Mart. Maybe you’ll get lucky and she’ll come and visit you…” Anyway we are still looking. My experience driving is with cars and racing not “big rigs.” Although my dad did teach me to drive a semi (he had to learn as part of his job in sales and then showed me at a GM test track). That was hard. This has to be easier.

I was reading today about a retired couple who bought one and had “people crawling up their ass.” I don’t think that would be my problem. Quite the opposite. I’m sure I’d get pulled over for speeding. What I need is one to "practice" with. Get it to go over on two wheels taking a curve, throw it into a skid. You get the idea... I'm sure my "instincts" are totally wrong for this kind of vehicle. We used to travel to games in busses like this when I played football. Always down then center, always fast. People would honk and wave (or give us the “finger” and throw shit at us as we got close to the other university). Usually there was a police escort or security at the other stadium. No problem… Just wondering how fast one of these can go anyway?

(That’s the other two members of Paramore from a few years ago in the last picture. Jeremy Davis (bass) sitting at table, and Taylor York (guitars, keyboards, vocals) sitting with Hayley. )