Waiting for my dream girl

[a9127]

Originally Posted by Boner

But ever since I was a kid first getting turned on by beautiful ladies it was always more for older women. I wanted one to teach me

Yes that was and is a common fantasy. Nothing wrong with that!

What did you think about the guy who wanted to change his age from 69 to 49? I did some research and under certain circumstances it may be possible to legally change your age. In the United States it would be difficult.

Shit, his friends told him to do what everyone else on Tinder does... Lie!

(Was curious about my own picture from my WordPress site. Did the "age test" on it. It said "19." I'm actually in my 30's. I'll leave it as my "profile pic" on here for a while. Eventually I'll take it down. Who knows, maybe I'll get a date... )

[a9127]

We all do things to make us attractive to others. Some bodybuilders for example, inject oil into their muscles to make them appear "bigger." It doesn't necessarily make them "stronger." The risks are many including serious infection, amputation, and even death.

A popular "growth stimulant" among this group is Potenay B12. (Me: Jesus. Do you know what this is used for? See pic below. Some college and pro athletes have taken "Equipoise." No I have never done it.)

According to one of the bodybuilders interviewed, married men find that they get plenty of female attention, which is probably another reason why they’re reluctant to ditch their dangerous bulking regime. (Me: Fuck. It works. That’s why some people will do anything. )

Yet another said, “My wife doesn’t like it. However, I am happy with myself. She has to accept me like I am, or we will have to go our separate ways." "I usually tell my wife that she’s the only one who doesn’t like me. Other women love my size, they love it.” (Me: Wonder if they realize the "big arms" are fake?)

(Bet his wife would like it more if he injected it somewhere other than his arms… )

[a9127]

We were discussing older PC technology in another thread. Early computers often used "CGA" graphics that rendered everything in a Cyan, Magenta, White palette. It's really before my time but lasted through much of the 80's I have played many games based on this hideous color scheme.

This one is particularly funny because it's Harrison Ford as "Indiana Jones." Poor guy. Can't believe he gave his permission. I guess I could always use this screenshot as my profile pic on Tinder. How many guys wouldn't want to look like Harrison Ford? But I wonder how many women would "swipe right" on this picture?

[a9127]

From the New York Post, December 10, 2018:

The bar is set pretty low for men on Tinder. A profile with just “three or four words” or a selfie with a cute puppy could be enough to grab a woman’s attention New York Post associate producer Stephanie told her platonic colleague, Alex, while swiping through the popular dating app. “We always melt for dogs and animals.”

(Guess that would explain our older friend's optimism from an earlier post. Shit, he doesn’t need to change his age… He just needs a dog! Or maybe describe himself with just three well chosen words: "Twelve. Inch. Cock." )

[a9127]

Well, damn! That's the best pic of me I've seen yet... CNN had it on their site, I'm sure it broke the Internet...

[a9127]

Christ, hope this beats the picture of the old man above. You really didn't think it was me, did you?

"Ultimate Dream Girl" aka "My Future Wife" Nicole Ferri.

(She lives in Argentina. It's summer down there now. Buenos Aires is currently 74 F and Sunny. )

[ila]

I thought you said you are 6' 4" tall and not 5' 4".

So how did the date go?