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Damn. I was sure I'd take home the gold...
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Last edited by a9127; 09-28-2019 at 08:34 PM. |
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More weird t-shirts... They said the last one didn't make any sense. It does to me.
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Last edited by a9127; 09-28-2019 at 08:33 PM. |
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Tyler Durden: “Motherfucker! You hit me in the ear!”
Narrator: “Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.” Tyler Durden: “Ow, Christ... why the ear, man?” Narrator: “Guess I fucked it up...” Tyler Durden: “No, that was perfect!” Last edited by a9127; 09-21-2019 at 11:14 PM. |
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It gets worse... "Born before 1985?" OMG!!!
Fuck, forget the nursing home, just bury me now... ![]() ![]() ![]() Was curious to see what the "How Old Do I Look" site said. Not known for accuracy, sometimes it gets it right (like when it said I looked "18" ) this appears closer to his true age. I would have guessed he's in his 80's.(Yes, I know it's a sleazy ad on CNN masquerading as a "story" but "Born in 1985" = 33. Hardly the age of the man pictured. $355? Not even a car payment. Wonder what the scam is? )
Last edited by a9127; 09-21-2019 at 11:15 PM. |
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Born before 1969? She looks more like one of my students!
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The only thing worse than when your "ex" asks if you would like to "meet for coffee" is when she brings her friends along...
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Gas powered Milking Machine. Just afraid it might wake the neighbors...
![]() Have had sex on my Harley before but never thought it could run on cum... ![]() Electric Cum vacuum cleaner... Looks powerful enough to pull it right off.
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