The Conquistador's Picture Of The Day

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"...torture at it's most bizarre and terrible!"

The dreaded "Siamese Human Knot" from the Batman TV series.

Believe it or not someone has gone to great lengths to present an analysis of it!

http://www.batgirlbat-trap.com/shkanaly.html

I would like to do my own analysis. Preferably with Kelly Shore and Hazel Tucker as assistants. But not in this position...

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Actually found this book for sale on Amazon.

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Sadly I'm originally from Detroit. As the All-Star break approaches, I realize that some things never change.

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Some "retro" ads for today...

Thought Reagan would know that "backwards" like that typically means "fuck you." Maybe he did?

I'm an 80's and 90's kid. WE never had awesome toys like that...

Who knows what that is? No, it's not dirty (I know what you're thinking... ). I actually learned how to use one. I have a whole box of them with "Detroit Diesel" logos that were my dad's. Don't know how he got them. Passed 'em out to one of my programming classes to see if they could figure them out.

Definitely was born in the wrong time. A Sears catalog from the 60's. Research was required. The unbelievably beautiful model is Jean Shrimpton.

Christmas in July! Can't disagree with that statement. A Guinness sounds good right now.

Notice anything suggestive about this ad? Neither did I...

[ila]

Originally Posted by a9127

Who knows what that is? No, it's not dirty (I know what you're thinking... ). I actually learned how to use one. I have a whole box of them with "Detroit Diesel" logos that were my dad's. Don't know how he got them. Passed 'em out to one of my programming classes to see if they could figure them out.

That was my calculator in highschool. They're quite easy to use and very accurate.

A few years ago I was working on the same project as a couple of engineering students. Naturally they used portable calculators and their phones when they had to do any mathematics. I amazed them when I could do the same calculations faster in my head than they could on their calculators. I told them about slide rules as a calculator and at first they thought I was pulling their leg. I told them to 'google' slide rule. It was quite the revelation for them after I explained how to use one.

[a9127]

Originally Posted by ila

That was my calculator in highschool. They're quite easy to use and very accurate.

A few years ago I was working on the same project as a couple of engineering students. Naturally they used portable calculators and their phones when they had to do any mathematics. I amazed them when I could do the same calculations faster in my head than they could on their calculators. I told them about slide rules as a calculator and at first they thought I was pulling their leg. I told them to 'google' slide rule. It was quite the revelation for them after I explained how to use one.

I learned how to use a slide rule from my High School physics teacher. But I had played around a little with the ones I mentioned in my previous post as a kid. I think they were some kind of promotional item as they had “GM” and “Detroit Diesel” stamped on the case. My teacher could also beat any of us with our calculators.

My students had fun with them but quickly became bored and gave up.

Spent most of this afternoon learning about my new “crush.” Wow. I never expected to see anyone like that in a Sears catalog. The only thing I remember about a Sears catalog was the guy with his cock hanging out of his underwear…

Apparently, Jean was very big in the 60’s. One article referred to her as the “first supermodel.” Lots of stuff on her. I think she’s absolutely totally gorgeous.

(No wonder Sears is in trouble… No catalogs like that anymore. Heard they have already filed for bankruptcy in Canada. )

[ila]

Originally Posted by a9127

...Spent most of this afternoon learning about my new “crush.” Wow. I never expected to see anyone like that in a Sears catalog. The only thing I remember about a Sears catalog was the guy with his cock hanging out of his underwear…

Apparently, Jean was very big in the 60’s. One article referred to her as the “first supermodel.” Lots of stuff on her. I think she’s absolutely totally gorgeous.

(No wonder Sears is in trouble… No catalogs like that anymore. Heard they have already filed for bankruptcy in Canada. )

It looks like I missed out on a lot in the old Sears catalogues. When I was a kid I went right to the toys (kids' toys - get your mind out of the gutter ) and then sports equipment when I got older. When I got into my late teens and from then on I went to the tool section and later the tool catalogues. Obviously I should have been looking at the women's clothing sections.

[Gisker]

Originally Posted by a9127

"...torture at it's most bizarre and terrible!"

The dreaded "Siamese Human Knot" from the Batman TV series.

I love the well-filled pantyhose in that picture. :-)

[a9127]

Originally Posted by Gisker

I love the well-filled pantyhose in that picture. :-)

Batman was very "suggestive" for its time. Boner and I both love these shows from the 60's and 70's. Wonder Woman was another. I can't believe some of the stuff the censors allowed them to get away with back then! Sexual innuendo, bondage, torture, whippings, etc.

You should consider joining our thread "Early Experiences - What turned you on?” I would love it if more would participate.

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Speaking of "Usenet" the following is the "oldest" file I have on my computer. It was downloaded on June 7, 1993! At the time, I was finishing 6th grade in Michigan. It has been on every computer I have ever owned since then. It has traveled with me, been to grad school, was probably at my first wedding, when I bought my first home, etc. Sad...

I had "older" stuff too but it would have been on "floppies" and would be long gone or in our garage in a box. I still have a "Terminator 2" screensaver from 1991 or 1992. But I don't know if it would even run today.

Sorry I don't have any porn from back then. I used to have a super hi-res pic of the most incredible looking blonde wearing hot pink thong bikini bottoms. God. What an ass! It literally would fill my 17" NEC monitor (anyone remember when that was considered awesome?)

Probably got rid of all of it when I got married several years later. The oldest file I have kept is a beautiful hi-res (non nude) wallpaper of Kimber in a bikini on the beach from maybe 2008 or 2009 right after my divorce.

[Boner]

Originally Posted by a9127

Batman was very "suggestive" for its time. Boner and I both love these shows from the 60's and 70's. Wonder Woman was another. I can't believe some of the stuff the censors allowed them to get away with back then! Sexual innuendo, bondage, torture, whippings, etc.

You should consider joining our thread "Early Experiences - What turned you on?” I would love it if more would participate.

"Batman" was the best because it had Catwoman. Batgirl, and Marsha Queen of Diamonds! I was too young to understand at the time but that's the first time I remember thinking I sure liked those ladies

I really enjoy the new thread and wish more would participate as well

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Originally Posted by Boner

"Batman" was the best because it had Catwoman. Batgirl, and Marsha Queen of Diamonds! I was too young to understand at the time but that's the first time I remember thinking I sure liked those ladies

I really enjoy the new thread and wish more would participate as well

Glad you like the thread. I was hoping for more interest. I've enjoyed your contributions. It seems we have similar interests and experiences (and are close in age I believe). I'm sure there's others. I've not posted anything more because I don't want to discourage anyone. Also this is probably the busiest time of year for me.

I will have to see if "Batman" is on cable anywhere. I have the movie on DVD. Maybe I'll watch it later. Lee Meriwether plays Catwoman in the movie. She's very beautiful (I actually like her more as "Miss Kitka" ) but Julie Newmar owns that role.

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Julie Newmar does own the role of Catwoman but Lee Meriwether as "Miss Kitka"? Wow!

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One of the coolest birthday gifts I received was a "fidget spinner" with my college logo on it. It sits on my desk and you would be amazed at the number of clients who play with it.

But I think this fellow might have gone maybe just a little too far...