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[a9127]

Both of my wives were nurses. Each did a stint in the ER during their career. Both have shared stories of late night visits involving “foreign objects” that had to be removed. None was a “commercial” product designed to be inserted. I hope you are all careful with these “homemade” items. It reminds me of when I was very young (and stupid) and inserted a thermometer into my cock out of curiosity. I have no idea what I would have done had it “slipped in” or worse, broken off!

[jova]

Cucumbers rule. Be sure to use a condom on it, though, as they are always sprayed with pesticides, and they may not be entirely smooth. Also, you may come down with a very specific type of paranoia where you are 100% convinced that the guy in the produce department knows EXACTLY what you are using the cucumbers for....

[gretchen]

Ever try a shower head? Turn shower setting to single stream turn water on full. Then put it right at your love hole. It feels wonderful and cleans you out at the same time. Vary the water temperature for even more fun.
love Gretchen