Excited shemales. Proudly erect. Flagpoles stiff-n-straight.

[smc]

Once upon a time, Jordan Jay -- a beautiful woman who lived in England -- was taking a bath when she decided that she wanted someone else to clean her. So, she closed her eyes and wished very hard that her Fairy Godmother would send her a servant. Suddenly, smc appeared at the side of the tub, all the way from America. He grabbed a washcloth, soaped it up, and proceeded to wash Jordan gently and lovingly, from head to toe. Along the way, he put his finger in her hole and moved it around, making Jordan squeal with delight. Also, as he cleaned her, he stroked her exquisite erection until it spurted out a delicious stream of hot cum.

"Don't worry, Jordan," said smc. "The washcloth isn't the only way to clean things here."

And with that, smc cleaned her up the best way, licking every drop of that delicious cum off of her and sharing it with her in a deep kiss.

At least that's how I wish I remembered it ...