The strangest place you have masturbated?

Originally Posted by Smfrizzle

Work.

Church.

Not exactly a role model.

It's probably ok as long as you don't work in a church

[Smfrizzle]

Originally Posted by Natalie_J

It's probably ok as long as you don't work in a church

No, but I was with my family and I was like thirteen. I had some issues.

Originally Posted by Smfrizzle

No, but I was with my family and I was like thirteen. I had some issues.

I think you can be forgiven if you were 13 - I can well remember what I was like at that age Did you get caught or anything like that?

[Smfrizzle]

Originally Posted by Natalie_J

I think you can be forgiven if you were 13 - I can well remember what I was like at that age Did you get caught or anything like that?

Nah, I was real covert about it and did it in the bathroom stall whilst the church was in choir. I didn't want to sing. I wanted to beat myself off.

[harpoon333]

Once while feeding the neighbors cats! A woman who lived up the street occasionally went away. I hadn't had much 'alone time' and I was in the kitchen waiting for the cats to return. They wandered far whenever she left. I was leaning against the counter so I could look for them through the window over the sink. Next thing I knew I had a raging hard on from pressing against the edge. I decided to pull it out and reached orgasm in no time. One of the fastest sessions I've ever had. I left right after(didn't want anyone to wonder if I took too long) and never saw the cats that day.

[Florian]

Originally Posted by harpoon333

Once while feeding the neighbors cats! A woman who lived up the street occasionally went away. I hadn't had much 'alone time' and I was in the kitchen waiting for the cats to return. They wandered far whenever she left. I was leaning against the counter so I could look for them through the window over the sink. Next thing I knew I had a raging hard on from pressing against the edge. I decided to pull it out and reached orgasm in no time. One of the fastest sessions I've ever had. I left right after(didn't want anyone to wonder if I took too long) and never saw the cats that day.

I bet you went home looking like the cat that got the cream.

[bigboy4012]

National Trust cafe toilets has to be the strangest place for me!