The strangest place you have masturbated?

[Lulu38c]

I had this big renovation contract that lasted a few months. The customer's wife was very pretty. She spent most of her day away, to come back home every mid afternoons. She would usually change clothes; from a pretty dress to a tight top and shorts.

One morning; my next task was to redesign the master's bedroom, closet and washroom. Taking the boxes of clothes out of the walk-in closet.... I came across two lacy teddies on a shelf. One black; one white. The site and the feel of those two pieces of lingerie in my hands gave me an instant hard-on! Bringing them to my face, I got to smell the crotches.
Her pussy's scent was still on!!!
My pants went down and I stroked my cock furiously! It took only seconds for me to cum. Oh... did I ever cum!!! And that... on her sexy teddies.

Recollecting my thoughts, I tossed her sexy clothing somewhere discreet and resumed to my tasks. My mind was stuck on this cute woman in her sexy attires and I was constantly hard. Once again... I had to jerk myself off in the closet!

[Smfrizzle]

Work.

Church.

Not exactly a role model.

Originally Posted by Smfrizzle

Work.

Church.

Not exactly a role model.

It's probably ok as long as you don't work in a church

[Smfrizzle]

Originally Posted by Natalie_J

It's probably ok as long as you don't work in a church

No, but I was with my family and I was like thirteen. I had some issues.

Originally Posted by Smfrizzle

No, but I was with my family and I was like thirteen. I had some issues.

I think you can be forgiven if you were 13 - I can well remember what I was like at that age Did you get caught or anything like that?

[Smfrizzle]

Originally Posted by Natalie_J

I think you can be forgiven if you were 13 - I can well remember what I was like at that age Did you get caught or anything like that?

Nah, I was real covert about it and did it in the bathroom stall whilst the church was in choir. I didn't want to sing. I wanted to beat myself off.

[harpoon333]

Once while feeding the neighbors cats! A woman who lived up the street occasionally went away. I hadn't had much 'alone time' and I was in the kitchen waiting for the cats to return. They wandered far whenever she left. I was leaning against the counter so I could look for them through the window over the sink. Next thing I knew I had a raging hard on from pressing against the edge. I decided to pull it out and reached orgasm in no time. One of the fastest sessions I've ever had. I left right after(didn't want anyone to wonder if I took too long) and never saw the cats that day.

[smc]

Originally Posted by Smfrizzle

... Church.

Not exactly a role model.

We have a church like that here in Boston: "Our Lady of Perpetual Masturbation."