The strangest place you have masturbated?

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Originally Posted by spandexm

For me it was watching Batman and Julie Newmar as catwoman and then Yvonne Craig as Batgirl. Frncine york who played Bookworm's girlfriend was another stunning girl that made my dick hard.

Search on this site and you will find a lot of pictures of Julie Newmar. A few of us had an extended discussion about her a couple of years back.

[richfun]

In a wheat field, it was wonderful. Such a hot day. But found bits of vegetation everywhere for a few hours.

[Florian]

The school showers were great - like a corridor with shower heads on both sides. It was so steamy you could easily knock one out without anyone seeing you. I still find showers quite arousing!

[fla_funmeister]

A couple of places.

Worked late at the office one night. One of my co-workers was totally hot. She had a picture of herself in a bikini on her desk. Went over to her desk and rubbed one out sitting in her seat.

Second was at a nude beach. Was above everyone else, so no one saw. Came on my belly, and walked to the water with it dripping down.

[Lulu38c]

I had this big renovation contract that lasted a few months. The customer's wife was very pretty. She spent most of her day away, to come back home every mid afternoons. She would usually change clothes; from a pretty dress to a tight top and shorts.

One morning; my next task was to redesign the master's bedroom, closet and washroom. Taking the boxes of clothes out of the walk-in closet.... I came across two lacy teddies on a shelf. One black; one white. The site and the feel of those two pieces of lingerie in my hands gave me an instant hard-on! Bringing them to my face, I got to smell the crotches.
Her pussy's scent was still on!!!
My pants went down and I stroked my cock furiously! It took only seconds for me to cum. Oh... did I ever cum!!! And that... on her sexy teddies.

Recollecting my thoughts, I tossed her sexy clothing somewhere discreet and resumed to my tasks. My mind was stuck on this cute woman in her sexy attires and I was constantly hard. Once again... I had to jerk myself off in the closet!

[Smfrizzle]

Work.

Church.

Not exactly a role model.

Originally Posted by Smfrizzle

Work.

Church.

Not exactly a role model.

It's probably ok as long as you don't work in a church

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Originally Posted by Smfrizzle

... Church.

Not exactly a role model.

We have a church like that here in Boston: "Our Lady of Perpetual Masturbation."