Home-made toys?

[Misschy]

Some great makeshift items, Starting at the top of the list: Bananas with a nice curve to them leaving the peel on. Cucumbers ,Small eggplants, squash, just to name a few veggies. Also, a favorite during hot weather is a nice fat frozen hotdog or banana without peel . I have been on the recieving end of a Broom handle, shovel handle, hammer handle, small baseball bat, Billy club / Night stick , Hair brush handle, back end of a pool cue stick . Always use a condom on the previous items for your protection .The list goes on as I always seem to find something new as my next challenge. Just let me know if there are any requests out there & I will be your test pilot. Always a great party trick to use what is on hand .