anyone know how to get a ron jeremy size dick?

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I was once envious of the length of cock a black friend of mine had and asked him how he got to have such a long black length. He confided in me and said that when he was younger his father would tie a brick to the end of his penis and hang it out of his bed at night to slowly strech it.

I thought what a good idea and for the last six weeks I've tied a brick to mine....it half worked ......its gone black