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Originally Posted by ila

You're not allowed to undertake research of this kind without including the resident "Expert in Absolutely Nothing." Shall I send my schedule of when I'm available?

Your participation is more than welcome. Having the "Expert in Absolutely Nothing" will increase the chances that our study will be accepted for publication in the Journal of Irreproducible Results.

[ila]

Originally Posted by smc

Your participation is more than welcome. Having the "Expert in Absolutely Nothing" will increase the chances that our study will be accepted for publication in the Journal of Irreproducible Results.

I foresee nothing but good press reviews in our future along with appearances on Maury and Oprah.

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Originally Posted by ila

I foresee nothing but good press reviews in our future along with appearances on Maury and Oprah.

And, if we can bring along a subject who will actually take his dick out of his pants and think with it on camera, perhaps we can appear on Jerry Springer.

Better yet ... two thinking dicks that will fight on stage. Then we're assured of a Springer appearance.

[ila]

Originally Posted by smc

And, if we can bring along a subject who will actually take his dick out of his pants and think with it on camera, perhaps we can appear on Jerry Springer.

Better yet ... two thinking dicks that will fight on stage. Then we're assured of a Springer appearance.

Since I'm pretty sure that everything in Springer is scripted we won't even need two subjects with thinking dicks that dislike each other. The producers and directors will tell the thinking dicks when and how to fight.

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Originally Posted by ila

Since I'm pretty sure that everything in Springer is scripted we won't even need two subjects with thinking dicks that dislike each other. The producers and directors will tell the thinking dicks when and how to fight.

... which brings us back to one of the foundations of the original research point. Thinking dicks cannot be told when and how to do anything, whether by the person to who the dick is actually attached or someone else. They act autonomously. The phrase "thinking with your dick" should actually be changed to "letting your dick do your thinking."