The Conquistador's Picture Of The Day

[dauls]

A water balloon bursts.

A light bulb breaks.

[shadows]

Originally Posted by dauls

A water balloon bursts.

A light bulb breaks.

Isn't it amazing how a brief moment can change how something looks?

Neat!

[smc]

Originally Posted by shadows

Isn't it amazing how a brief moment can change how something looks?

Neat!

Indeed. I wonder what this iceberg looked like after this particular brief moment was over.

[shadows]

Originally Posted by smc

Indeed. I wonder what this iceberg looked like after this particular brief moment was over.

LOL! That looks more like something with a blanket thrown over it than an actual iceberg. A bad job of Photoshop for that one.

However, it was a funny picture. Thanks for posting it.

[smc]

Originally Posted by shadows

LOL! That looks more like something with a blanket thrown over it than an actual iceberg. A bad job of Photoshop for that one.:lol

That's not what the blogger who described the giant load of icy jizz he sucked out of it said. And he said it on the Internet, so it must be true.

[shadows]

Originally Posted by smc

That's not what the blogger who described the giant load of icy jizz he sucked out of it said. And he said it on the Internet, so it must be true.

Maybe it was an icecube from a really, really large glass of water.

[smc]

Originally Posted by shadows

Maybe it was an icecube from a really, really large glass of water.

I don't know what kind of jizz you've been drinking, but that really doesn't make any sense.

[The Conquistador]

Originally Posted by smc

Indeed. I wonder what this iceberg looked like after this particular brief moment was over.

It's so damn cold that even the icebergs balls receeded back...

[The Conquistador]

Ball freezing temperatures are where ila goes to relax...



shadows is only 2 posts away from beating SMC. Can he make it?

[shadows]

Originally Posted by TheAngryPostman

Ball freezing temperatures are where ila goes to relax...



shadows is only 2 posts away from beating SMC. Can he make it?

Postman, I was actually ahead of smc(as of yesterday), but he has done some Mad Posting today to storm ahead.

He is the master of the inane, after all.

And ila has no choice but to relax. His balls are frozen to the ice and he has to wait for the Spring thaw!

[The Conquistador]

Originally Posted by shadows

And ila has no choice but to relax. His balls are frozen to the ice and he has to wait for the Spring thaw!

Like the dog on Joe Dirt?

ila! Did you forget to spray your iceberg with PAM?

[smc]

Originally Posted by shadows

Postman, I was actually ahead of smc(as of yesterday), but he has done some Mad Posting today to storm ahead.

He is the master of the inane, after all.

And ila has no choice but to relax. His balls are frozen to the ice and he has to wait for the Spring thaw!

Hey, guys, thanks for pointing me in the direction of looking at post numbers ... NOT! I had no idea I was in shadows' territory, nor do I care.

But as long as I'm being accused of doing "Mad Posting" of "inane" comment, I feel I must defend myself. I am writing an epic story in the Freebies thread, posting pictures, and celebrating every succulent cock I see with a note about how much I want to suck it. I ask you, does that fit the definition of "inane"?

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/inane

Of course, I can stop posting pictures (which I'm sure neither of you EVER look at), or anything else I post, and switch to emulating shadows' types of posts. Just let me know. I'll be up for a while.

[Tread]

Originally Posted by smc

Indeed. I wonder what this iceberg looked like after this particular brief moment was over.

Originally Posted by shadows

And ila has no choice but to relax. His balls are frozen to the ice and he has to wait for the Spring thaw!

His balls are frozen to the ice? And he has to wait for the Spring thaw? Maybe the moment of the iceberg isn?t over yet?
And for the relaxing: It?s soon time to camouflage and open season for Easter bunnies.

[shadows]

Originally Posted by Tread

His balls are frozen to the ice? And he has to wait for the Spring thaw? Maybe the moment of the iceberg isn?t over yet?
And for the relaxing: It?s soon time to camouflage and open season for Easter bunnies.

Now that was a funny post. Thank you Tread.

[ila]

Originally Posted by Tread

......open season for Easter bunnies.

How did you know that I always eat the ears first?

[smc]

Originally Posted by ila

How did you know that I always eat the ears first?

On a lark, I entered "eat the ears" into Google to see what I would come up with. The first link was to "Wiki Answers," where the following appeared:

Why do people eat the ears on the chocolate bunny first?

Because if you start to feel guilty you can stop eating it and the bunny will still be alive.

... thus proving that ila is, indeed, Mr. Sensitive.

[Tread]

Originally Posted by ila

How did you know that I always eat the ears first?

I think a remote relative of us told me.

[dauls]

...play shadow puppets.

shadow puppet.gif

[dauls]

...the dangers.

shadow puppets_the dangers.jpg

[smc]

A friend sent me three cartoons today that I thought I'd share. The first one is a bit dated, but quite incisive. Perhaps it belongs in the Sarah Palin thread.

[smc]

A friend sent me three cartoons today that I thought I'd share. Your reaction to the second one will depend on your sense of humor and how you feel about furniture. (Oh, and whether you were in a fraternity in college.)