New Movies.

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Originally Posted by smc

I have no idea. What I want to know is how you even got to go see a movie in the 1980s.

TMN(The Movie Network).

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Originally Posted by shadows

TMN(The Movie Network).

Really? Do your parents know the babysitter let you stay up late?

Oh, wait, you had one of those 1980s teen-movie-type relationships with the babysitter, right?

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Originally Posted by smc

Really? Do your parents know the babysitter let you stay up late?

Oh, wait, you had one of those 1980s teen-movie-type relationships with the babysitter, right?

Being the oldest sibling, I was the babysitter(much to the chagrin of my younger sister).

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Originally Posted by shadows

Being the oldest sibling, I was the babysitter(much to the chagrin of my younger sister).

Please, I beg you -- and I am sure I speak for everyone else here -- not to tell us about that thing with your sister.

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Originally Posted by smc

Please, I beg you -- and I am sure I speak for everyone else here -- not to tell us about that thing with your sister.

Yuck. Nothing like that.

She used to love Orange Crush. She would pester and pester for it. She also really loved Cream of Mushroom soup. I told her that she could not have an Orange Crush until she ate her supper. Since she loved that soup so much I decided to make some up for her. I opened the can, turned it upside down, and let it plop down into a plastic bowl. With the quivering mass of congealed soup placed in front of her, I proceeded to open a different can of Orange Crush and drank it in front of her. It took years before she could eat Cream of Mushroom soup again.

And before anyone says "You beast! How could you?", I must remind them that it is in the handbook of the Big Brother. You must tease younger siblings whenever you can(especially younger sisters). You make up for that by making sure that no pieces of shit ever hurt them, and I was quite successful in that so it makes me a good big brother in the grand scheme of things.

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Originally Posted by shadows

Yuck. Nothing like that.

She used to love Orange Crush. She would pester and pester for it. She also really loved Cream of Mushroom soup. I told her that she could not have an Orange Crush until she ate her supper. Since she loved that soup so much I decided to make some up for her. I opened the can, turned it upside down, and let it plop down into a plastic bowl. With the quivering mass of congealed soup placed in front of her, I proceeded to open a different can of Orange Crush and drank it in front of her. It took years before she could eat Cream of Mushroom soup again.

And before anyone says "You beast! How could you?", I must remind them that it is in the handbook of the Big Brother. You must tease younger siblings whenever you can(especially younger sisters). You make up for that by making sure that no pieces of shit ever hurt them, and I was quite successful in that so it makes me a good big brother in the grand scheme of things.

What, exactly, does this have to do with new movies?

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Originally Posted by smc

What, exactly, does this have to do with new movies?

It could be the plot of Uwe Boll's next blockbuster?