How do "you" Masturbate

[noble1337]

i just jerk it haha.....never made a big deal about it :P

[Katie Girl]

I usually leave my wanking until the weekends unless I feel the urge during the week.
Like most blokes, I wake up with a hard-on so put some nice lipstick on and stick a lubed finger up my arse. Have a nice rub until I unload all over my belly!
I find that the longer I leave my wanking, the orgasm is so much more intense.
Katie xxx

[franalexes]

Throw a wet towel in the washer;
turn it on spin cycle;
sit on the corner of the machine and enjoy the ride.