homemade dildos

[O'Sully TS Hopeful]

wow some of this stuff is really interesting and i'll have to give it a go sometime.

[mynameisneo3650]

i tried also the legs of the chairs!

[Ballzout22]

I've used a banana, but it didn't last long because it just got too mushy. I've tried a cucumber. I've also used the handle to my hammer, but I had to pack a lot of tape on it to make some cushioning and then I just used a condom over that.

[local]

Surprised I'm not seeing carrots listed. They work well. But the best foodstuff is a good stiff sausage. Just make sure you use a condom, otherwise you'll have a smokey garlic smell coming from your ass!

[jmadaf]

My first was a hairbrush handle, then I went to dildos, I tried that cd spindle, works great, mine has the round top, I can bottom out with it thanks for the tip, wish I knew this before.

[mxyzpltk]

The best that I use is Sonicare. Apply it to your bung hole and rub it up and down. The vibration is much more powerful that a regular vib. Lube the end and stick it an inch or so and start moving your ass up and down and it is great. Oh try to use a used end brush. And dont use it on your mouth.

[guiltydreamer]

I tried a base leg/foot of an ironing board/table in a hotel room recently, it had a plastic cap over the metal tube at the end and with lube I got well fucked that night!!

[StellaDixxie]

Just so you guys know they they fucking use PESTICIDES ON VEGETABLES that CAN KILL YOU!

[D1ckL0v3r]

If anyone can tell some useful and hopefully safe household object to substitute lube like saliva, baby oil etc.

[nicola69]

I have used a candle,cucumbers,carrots and brush handles.
Also a lovely big screwdriver mmmm.
But of course we all know you cant beat the real thing mmmm

[colorslim]

i guess i just old i like cucumbers