Could you be a Poet but didn't know it.

[Jenae LaTorque]

Ok, you two bright boys. Why haven't one of you solved the code of the answers to the tranny test I posted in this thread?

http://forum.transladyboy.com/showthread.php?t=6097 posts #9-12

[sesame]

Answer in verses, darling!

[randolph]

ladyboys and tranny girls
females and shemales
big shecocks and hot butts
horny boys and sexy sluts
enough to drive one nuts
we have a brain to think clearly
but we would rather drink than think
we want to fuck and suck
we could sing and swing
and love and kiss
would we miss that moment of bliss

[johndowe]

Hi there.

I had a somewhat sad realisation when i read your starting post:

I spent more time thinking of something clever to say in my posts than i spent thinking of nice things to say to my ex g/f's, used to give them "canned" responsed to their queries, at least i meant it but still, not good, SOMEBODY SHOOT ME! Oh no i did it again, i can't stop myself.

Yeah humor is my favorite coping mechanism.

A few years back i got a realy painfull eye injury, which will never get back to normal, and at the hospital i was cracking jokes, but it did help with the pain.

I should try to remedy the situation, thanks for starting this thread, and i realize that it is indeed the tought that counts, wheather it's funny of if rimes or not.

Thank You.

[randolph]

if I had a tranny
I would kiss her cute fanny
her looks are uncanny
and not at all manny
her name was once danny
but now it's glammy
she's got a big whammy
that's ready to jammy
my name used to be sammy
but after feeling her whammy
I want to be her nanny

[Jenae LaTorque]

Hickery dickery dock
The girl pulled out her cock
The clock struck one
My fly burst undone
By mine as hard as a rock

[randolph]

there once was a trans ves tite
who only came out at night
she searched far and wide
for tranny photos with pride
her photos are so lovely and cute
with tranny cocks ready to shoot
she likes to dress all girly
and her hair is long and swirly
with pink panties inside
full of bulges to hide
she has a strange name
that is part of the game
poetry is such a great sport
for cuties like Jenae Latorque

Doggeral rules!

[randolph]

A Horny mans last resort

by perfectdrug

I've not fucked for weeks
I'm in a sexual drought
Tugged on my cock
'til the last drop dripped out

None-stop beating off
My meat's tenderized
Got all redtube and youporn
both memorized

I'm so tired of wanking
Yet too horny to sleep
I'm stuck counting trannys
coz i'm all outta sheep

What can i do?
I'm craving wet tgirls
I've unloaded a sperm bank
and got both hands pregnant

I'm left with only two choices
But gay's just not my way
It's out of my hands
i'll just have to pay

[randolph]

tranny cock tranny cock
it was such a shock
to see my cute gurlie
with a big sexy cock
the vision burned into my brain
but I felt no pain
my mind demanded more
to feed its lust for tranny hardcore
I close my eyes and what do I see
but a big tranny cock
looking at me
it is plain to see
I cannot resist the lust in me
she knows what I want
and she teases me
making me plead
for what I desperately need
oh please let me love it
you know I need to suck it
she smiles as she caresses her body divine
her long shapely legs
and her breasts so sublime
her feminine hips contain
what I want to be mine
she points to the floor and
and I fall on my knees
I look up at her
as I say please
the cock I adore
is there before me
I kiss it so gently
and it enters me deeply
it is filling my mind
with just what i need
hot tranny love
cumming down from above

[The Conquistador]

This speech is my recital
I guess it's very vital
To rock a rhyme
That's right on time
"It's Tricky" is the title...

[randolph]

politics politics what a big pain
alot of talk with so little gain
throwing lies from side to side
Congress waits for the money tide
pulling the strings to sway the vote
money boys rule Washington boat
we elected these guys to do a job
what we have is a wealthy mob
America falters forgetting its past
oil and gas will not last
corruption and waste takes our space
time for us to take back our place
our spacious skies and waves of grain.
we need to band together to relieve the pain.

[The Conquistador]

Fuck is fun, fuck is funny
People also fuck for money.
If you think that fuck is funny
Fuck yourself and save the money!