Could you be a Poet but didn't know it.

[randolph]

Originally Posted by Jenae LaTorque

There once was a fella named Sesame,
Who shouldn't have been rude to me,
I'll tie up his balls,
Make him one of my dolls,
That'll learn him not to mess with me.

I'll dress him in satin and lace,
And put makeup all over his face.
In a black rubber corset,
For my games he'll be set,
And when we are done, he'll know his place.

So I say beware you silly boy,
Or you'll end up as my frilly toy.
Living only to serve,
As a sad little perv.
Being subservient, demure, and coy.

I love it, very good!

[sesame]

Pretty Arrogant Maid,
Sharp witted like blade,
With Hair colored Red,
Temper matches head.

Proud little Damsel
Ah, Nifty bosoms swell.
Cleavage shows well,
Almond eyes quell.

Yon Angry Irish Lass
With Big moony ass,
Ever Ready to gash
Who makes a pass.

[randolph]

Ah Jenae your poems are so sweet
the way you skewer your foes is hard to beat
your fiery red hair reveals what is there
a hot persona ready to dare
the ego must be cautious and cagey
when challenging her wit
he may have to submit without a permit
like a male spider who does what he must
he may be beaten then eaten
as he satisfies his lust

[Jenae LaTorque]

Ok, you two bright boys. Why haven't one of you solved the code of the answers to the tranny test I posted in this thread?

http://forum.transladyboy.com/showthread.php?t=6097 posts #9-12

[sesame]

Answer in verses, darling!

[randolph]

ladyboys and tranny girls
females and shemales
big shecocks and hot butts
horny boys and sexy sluts
enough to drive one nuts
we have a brain to think clearly
but we would rather drink than think
we want to fuck and suck
we could sing and swing
and love and kiss
would we miss that moment of bliss

[johndowe]

Hi there.

I had a somewhat sad realisation when i read your starting post:

I spent more time thinking of something clever to say in my posts than i spent thinking of nice things to say to my ex g/f's, used to give them "canned" responsed to their queries, at least i meant it but still, not good, SOMEBODY SHOOT ME! Oh no i did it again, i can't stop myself.

Yeah humor is my favorite coping mechanism.

A few years back i got a realy painfull eye injury, which will never get back to normal, and at the hospital i was cracking jokes, but it did help with the pain.

I should try to remedy the situation, thanks for starting this thread, and i realize that it is indeed the tought that counts, wheather it's funny of if rimes or not.

Thank You.