Early Experiences - What turned you on?

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Sex Sells... Sex!

Christmas in May? Fuck yes! Works for me.

This is a married couple. Married. Couple. Looks like they are their late 20’s or early 30’s. They’re not 7 or 8. Why would they need this? She’s saying: “So, you really ARE a virgin, Andy?”

4711 cologne has been sold since the 1700’s. Have heard of it but am not familiar with it. I selected this ad because I think she’s hot. “Future Wife?”

“Soft smooth pliable vinyl.” Only $9.95. Just what I’ve been looking for in a woman all these years... But does she come with “AI”?

Jesus Christ! Maybe I’m missing the point. Who, exactly, was this ad targeted at? Is it a joke?

Tennis anyone? This videogame was released in April 1992. Don’t remember it or these ads. Would definitely have remembered this one. Somewhere north of Detroit, Michigan a precocious 9 year old boy and his mom are having the following conversation: “Andy! The door’s locked! Open it right now!” “Mom! Go away! I’m studying for a test...”