Waiting for my dream girl

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A search for my “future wife” from the post above today turned up more than I expected. Apparently “girls and spearfishing” is a “thing” also. Turns out this is related to “latex fetishes.” Never knew any of this existed. Really. Now I want to move to Florida.

“Andy, is this big enough for you?”

Never been scuba diving or spearfishing before… Didn’t know what I was doing. Was taking too long fucking around with my equipment. She asked: “Are you ‘cumming’ Andy? I haven’t got all day…”

This one is saying: “No problem baby. I’ve got you covered if your ‘ex’ shows up…”