Waiting for my dream girl

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Today's best "fake ad" is about "Ketchup." Yeah right... I know what she's really thinking about.

Or do I just have a "Dirty Mind"? Gotta admit, it DID get my attention... But I didn't click on it. Wonder why I thought of sex and not food?

Surprised my "student assistant" above didn't get more views. Actually her name is Polly. Not familiar with her. I should be... She looks like a "future wife" to me! Her video is super hot. I know at least what I want to do if we are still in Quarantine.

(My friend with the hotdog is just a suggestive "stock image" and all of these are "clickbait" sites. Unfortunately, with millions of people looking at them daily, there's enough "clicks" on these ads that it's profitable. Same as the 80 year old man they use in all those "Born Before 1985" ads. My personal favorite... Not! Shit, he looks just like me! What's really sad is that the "mainstream media" now resort to the same techniques. We've been seeing that a lot with their coronavirus reporting. )