Waiting for my dream girl

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And today’s “future wife” is brought to you courtesy of CNN and yet another of those “fake ads.” At least this one doesn’t feature that same man “Born Before 1985” or label anyone “over 18” a “Boomer.”

Who the fuck comes up with this shit anyway?

“Worst places?” No. The view looks good to me. But it doesn’t look like anywhere in the United States…

It isn’t. I found her on a travel site. The location is identified as “Southern Italy.” I would have guessed that. But I still don’t know her name!

The second pic gives a better view of her and where we’ll live…