Waiting for my dream girl

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Dating Update: Looks like I’m on a roll. These are my three favorite “matches” so far today.

The first one says her name is “Ashley” and she’s “27” but I’d recognize Megan Fox anywhere.

The second one’s name is “Nikki” also 27. She’d go out with a “60 year old” who likes “CBT”??? At least that’s what my “profile” says… This one has potential. Future wife?

And the third one is “Malissare.” She lists her age as “63.” A little checking found her picture was actually identified as “brianna lee extreme selfie” so guess I’ve been “fooled again.”

Back to square one…

(I'm suspicious of all three "profiles" but I'd almost like to share my real profile information from WordPress with the middle one. Fuck yes, that car in my avatar is mine. And if she likes "older guys" maybe 10 years would be nothing.)