Early Experiences - What turned you on?

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Sex Sells... At Christmas?

Segrams scores again. Think she might be my friend from the "tennis" ad earlier. I'd spend Christmas with her.

From 1946. Sex sells... "roller bearings"? Kinda looks like some sort of "cock ring" to me.

She's saying "A fucking vacuum cleaner! He got me a fucking vacuum cleaner." Now she'll wait 'till he's asleep then hook it up to his dick.

Look at Santa drooling... He knows she's been a naughty girl. Younger members: That's a phone she's using, not some sort of hair dryer.

Sorry sweetie, this Santa is into "autoerotic asphyxiation." He was watching you as you slept... and slipped. He's still alive. Better cut him down.

Naughty Santa. Ask me if I love my work? Actually that's "Mrs. Claus." Or else Santa will be a dead man.