RETURN OF THE SITH – Bangkok Trip Report - 2016

[The-Sith]

RETURN OF THE SITH – BKK 2016

CHAPTER I

(PROLOGUE)
YOUNG JEDI TURNS TO SITH


A Long Time Ago On a Continent Far, Far Away…….


A mid 20s American Jedi was stumbling, totally shitfaced, through the emptying streets of PatPong, uninitiated in the ways of the Darkside (The real generic “Darkside”, not to be confused with the bar of the same name in Bangkok). It was Bangkok in the late 1980s, when bars ran late into the night. Yet it was after 4am, aluminum corrugated gates over storefronts were mostly shut or shutting, and a scarce number of lights were remaining. Perfect circumstance to lure an unsuspecting Padawan.

While deliberating whether to call it a night, or seek out more hidden action, our young Jedi bumped into a gaggle of tiny ladies, one of which caught his eye. An eye which at that time, lacked the technical perception to notice tell-tale signs of true genetics. The girl was cute, small, and asked for B 400 for a short time. This Jedi was still in school, short on funds, and couldn’t refuse such a special offer. In the back of his mind, the young Jedi knew there was indeed a possibility this girl was not a girl, but a member of the Ladyboy species that were the subject of pictures at the back of old porn magazines, many urban myths, and the standard fare of Thai-travel parables that always ended as a tale of cautionary warning ……….. yet our young Jedi still decided to give it a go.

After getting comfortable in the short-time room, suspicions of genetics were confirmed. She was a Femboy, no tits, who came out of the bathroom in a cheap B 100 negligee trying her best to shield the existence of her tiny 4” brown weenie. Even under the total drunken stupor of multiple whiskey cokes, beers and tequilas shots clouding the Jedi’s vision (and, indeed, good judgement), neither side was able to hide under the charade. The Jedi moved the Ladyboy’s shy hand away from covering her member only to see it spring up to attention. The reaction of the Jedi was one of high-browed surprised, curiosity, and acceptance (much like when Luke was told Leia was his sister, and a moment later, realized that French kissing his sister in an earlier episode was a hot and sexy experience). Even though this Jedi had the usual Padawan nervousness and apprehension, his seduction down the journey to the Darkside had begun………


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