I'll Do Anything to Avoid My Fucking Laundry

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Originally Posted by Wendy Summers

I take procrastination to a new level in this week's wendysummers.com update. Being the dirty t-girl that I am, I create massive piles of laundry... and I'm sick of doing them... it takes only a little distraction for me to find something else to do .

Want to help me with my unmentionables ?

Wendy, perhaps part of the procrastination problem is an aversion to physical labor. It looks to me like you could choose to "procrastinate" on the physical labor part of using that dildo, too. Here's how: bring your laundry to my house. Not only will I wash and fold the laundry, I'll fill the time -- from loading the washer, through the spin cycle, and all the way until the dryer's done -- taking care of what you call "distraction" in whatever way you'd like, and you won't have to do any work.

I'll fold you, spin you, rinse you, and I'll even add some softener!