The strangest place you have masturbated?

[Hoselover]

At the office after looking a complete day to pictures of beatiful shemales. Could not go to the toilet anymore so I dropped it in a corner of the room on the floor (in the carpet).

Another time I was riding my cock while tucked it away which lead to an unexpected ejaculation. Luckely I was alone in the room and found some tissues so I could dry my underware a little before walking slowly (to prevent spoiling my trousers) to the toilet