Movie Quotes

Audrey II: Feed me!
Seymour: Does it have to be human?
Audrey II: Feed me!
Seymour: Does it have to be mine?
Audrey II: Feeeed me!

Prostitute: I'm safe, huh. No HIV.
Danny Archer: Ja, ja. I've heard that one before.

Danny Archer: We thought we were fighting communism, but in the end, it was all about who gets what, you know? So one day, I decided, "Fuck it, I'm gonna get mine."

Obesandjo's Lieutenant: [gets a machete, moves towards Wilkus, laughing] Heh heh, I will teach you...
Wikus Van De Merwe: [grabs an alien weapon] YOU BLIKSEM!
Obesandjo's Lieutenant: Hey, hey, hey! [gets blown away by Wikus]
Obesandjo: Oh! Holy shit!
Wikus Van De Merwe: [blasts several more of Obesandjo's soldiers, then turns to Obesandjo] You tell them to fooking stand down!
[Obesandjo shouts in Xhosa to his soldiers, who back off]
Wikus Van De Merwe: Put the fooking weapons in the bag! [backing away with the weapons] Don't fooking look at me!

Dave Lizewski: How do I get a hold of you?
Hit Girl: [sarcastically] You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky; it's in the shape of a giant cock.

[the Madman shoots at Navin but hits a display of oil cans]
Navin R. Johnson: He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!