Discrete Toys?

[johnmpilot1933]

Hey everybody, I have a question for ya!

I'm married and live in a way that makes it impossible to own any real toys. However, from time to time, when I'm home alone, I like to have a little bit of assplay.

So here is my question: what types of easily obtainable things do you guys use for assplay that can be stored without giving away the fact that they are used for assplay.

I've tried cucumbers warmed up under hot water...and that was ok.

Let me know if you have any ideas!!!!