Experiences with self facials/self bukkake?

[selfacialendangerment]

Dont worry dude.

Im the same. I love the idea (when im jerking my cock) of blowing a load that completely annihilates my face. And have sometimes blown into mugs/glasses/cups with a little water in them and then gobbled up the load.

But sometimes im like YES I WILL DEMOLISH EVERY LAST BIT OF LOAD RAR /cum......... /cleans self off and doesnt put any near mouth...

I dunno im a guys guy.. i'll do anything till I bust my nut.. then im like nah /wipes off.. /chill...

hehe