Poets: Bring It

[Talvenada]

There once was a man named Blagojevich

He had to scratch his wallet's itch

This Rod was both cock and bitch

Screwing anyone to make himself rich

To The One he made his monied pitch

Only to be stuck in the muck of a media ditch

With his foul-mouthed, politically connected witch

But his words they can never successfully stitch

The story that spells his end, as it goes off without a hitch