How would you Seduce the Shemale of your dreams?

[tlover]

Suppose you walked into a club and the shemale of your dreams was sitting at the bar, how would you approach her, how would you seduce her?..
and I'm talking about a girl who isn't working, you cant pay her.

For me this would be a doddle, id simply bowl her over with my devastating charisma and good looks, boost her ego with my sweet talk and silver tongue, amuse her with my hilarious sense of humor, mabey seduce her with a serenade at a karaoke with my angelic voice and sexually arouse her with the huge bulge in my pants..(iv got a big wallet).
It would be straight back to her place in my Porsche and a hop into the sack, sorted.

OK i might have exaggerated some of the above...
I could always fall back on my chat up lines - Put your coat on love, youve pulled.. or What would you like for breakfast..
Works every time..

So what would you do to seduce the shemale of your dreams.
I'm fishing for ideas here because I'm clueless and useless at the whole club, bar chat up thing.