Hello from melissa carter

[racquel]

Originally Posted by TSmelissacarter

Can't you stay the fuck off my thread or have I hijacked your world?

Oh well, just another man with "Melissa on the Brain."

Step 1: Make a site that's loaded with hundreds of free full-frontal pictures of yourself, including bending over rubbing up against some guy's cock on a public beach, and throw in some classy shots of yourself prancing around a graveyard defiling the monuments by resting your balls on them.

Step 2: So as to be the epitome of exhibitionism, join a tranny forum dedicated to tranny porn to get more people to go to your site and look at your anatomy, openly stating, "I really love taking my clothes off in public. To say I get a thrill is an understatement."

Step 3: Act indignant when someone comments on your cock -- the centerpiece of most of your pictures (except the ones where you're bending over and spreading your asshole).

Step 4: Go bat-shit when someone points out the irony, then delete your forum profile.

Step 5 is up in the air. Either kill yourself or get a better therapist, but spare us the drama.