Waiting for my dream girl

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On CNN tonight I saw an ad for a “Tactical Diver’s Watch.” Actually, it doesn’t look too bad. Might check it out.

But I know from past experience that “name” means everything. Especially for sex...

Is there anyone who doesn’t know what a Rolex is for example? I have a very nice “Casio” chronograph that I wear on occasion (and a Tag Heuer from my wife that I wear on very “special” occasions) but every time I think of Casio I remember John Candy from “Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.” Not exactly the image you want to project if you goal is to get laid.

The first picture is the “tactical watch.” It looks like it would go well with my Glock. And for just under $300 USD would probably be a great watch.

They compare it to a Longines, a Breitling, and a Tag Heuer. All of which cost thousands. And have outstanding reputations worldwide.

But if she sees a “Breitling” on your wrist, you aren’t likely to go home alone...