Early Experiences - What turned you on?

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Not really “retro.” It’s from 2011. But damn. I finally know what I’m gonna do when I retire. BTW Mrs. Claus looks pissed.

Me in Kindergarten. I’m saying “Fuck yeah! An awesome Santa! I want an ’87 Buick Grand National GNX, a Compaq 386 Deskpro, a .357 Magnum, a case of Jack Daniels, and a subscription to Playboy. Miss Williams, what would you like for Christmas, baby?” The teacher is saying “Andy! Get your hand off my knee. Now.”

Not sexual, but a very cool idea. The beginning of “the 60’s.” Wish I’d thought of a “tech tree” for my office.

From 1928. “Peeping Tom” Santa gets his ass busted.

I’d spend Christmas with Karen. Very pretty. From 1953. Wondered if she was a movie star of the time?

Allegedly one of the “worst movies ever made.” Anyone ever see it?