Waiting for my dream girl

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Born before 1985? Well I guess they should just bury me now. The first picture really is me. Truth. God I hate that pic... I especially hate that they use it so much without my permission. I’ll sue!!!

And you didn’t really think I owned a 2019 Corvette ZR-1? Did you? Or lived in Zionsville? No of course not. How could I afford that on my meager wages? Was reading the "You Didn't Build That" thread from 2012. Can't argue with such learned minds and sucessful business owners.

So here’s what I really drive: Told ‘ya. It’s a 1975 Brown Ford Pinto. Even has “Wander Indiana” license plates. Circa 1984-1986. So that's proof it's mine.

And of course, since this is my “Dream Girls” thread I will include a “dream girl.” Ashley Tisdale. Hope she doesn’t think I’m a “stan.” I'm afraid to post anything anymore.

She was born in 1985 so she is actually two years older than my wife. Of course she's 27 in the picture. Perfect!

Update: May have to change plans for Halloween. Forecast is for 22 degrees F and snow. Motherfucker! This is Indiana. Was hoping for a thunderstorm and lightning. May still get my wish. So Aleksandra and I will just have to think of something else to do on a cold night.

(This may well be my last post. I'm still planning to host a Remembrance ceremony at our house in November. Of course I'll remain active in the LGBTQ community. Fuck, it's my friends we're talking about! My only gripe is with some of the members who post on this site. There are a lot of cool people too. Wish they would post more! Lest the few ruin it for all. Maybe after I'm gone it will get better. After reading a few of the older posts however, I think smc was too tolerant.)