Waiting for my dream girl

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Another one of those “Born Before 1985” ads. God, I love these... What are they thinking? The latest version says “Born before 1987.” Pretty soon they'll be saying "Born Before 2005." Yeah he looks like part of the "i Generation."

No wonder I can't get a date on here. Just too fucking old.. I guess I will be leaving TLB for good.

But I’m not the only one who finds these “fake ads” offensive. Novelist Christopher Fowler “calls them out” on his Twitter account.

Here are some of my favorite replies:

“WTF?!”

“I guess if you're over 33 this is what you look like, as decided by a 21 year-old 'creative' working in some provincial ad agency.”

“Well, on a Monday morning they might just have a point.”

“Jesus, my grandad was 92 when he died and he didn't look as raddled as that.”

“More like 1885.”

“The recession has been hard on all of us.”

(But I see my picture above with the "20 inch" cock has generated more interest than anything I've posted recently. Fuck yeah! )