Early Experiences - What turned you on?

[a9127]

Dude, why didn't you just take her to "Joe's Crab Shack"?

Sweetie, I'm into bondage too but we'd be a lot more comfortable on my bed than that rock. Of course as part of your "punishment" I'd have to suck and tease your luscious cock for hours...

After seeing some of the women on these covers, I've thought of doing just that. In fact I built a time machine. Glad the artist captured my "good side." (Anyone else think he looks like "Zippy"?)

Is he making the perfect woman? If I was that doctor you know I'd be thinking "Hayley Williams, Hayley Williams, Hayley Williams..."

The Apollo moon landings were almost 50 years ago. Last week, the mission to the ISS had to abort. If "real" visitors ever came from outer space today, we'd be fucked.

A gorgeous naked redhead with wolves for pets? Definitely "wife material."