The strangest place you have masturbated?

[harpoon333]

Once while feeding the neighbors cats! A woman who lived up the street occasionally went away. I hadn't had much 'alone time' and I was in the kitchen waiting for the cats to return. They wandered far whenever she left. I was leaning against the counter so I could look for them through the window over the sink. Next thing I knew I had a raging hard on from pressing against the edge. I decided to pull it out and reached orgasm in no time. One of the fastest sessions I've ever had. I left right after(didn't want anyone to wonder if I took too long) and never saw the cats that day.