Embarrassing Sex Accidents - have you had any?

[tlover]

Have you had any embarrassing sex accidents?
Ive had a few minor ones nothing major.

Once having a wank bashing my balls on the corner of a table i got carried away and got up with excruciating pain for about two hours, thought id have to got to hospital.

Got my knob suck in a milk bottle when i was younger thinking it might be like shagging fanny, it got so hard and tight swelling up inside, so i couldn't get it out or soft because of the tight pressure on my cock. it eventually went soft after about an hour, i was considering smashing the bottle with a hammer, ouch!

Another was with my girlfriend on top of me bouncing up and down, she went too high and came down on the tip of my cock and nearly broke it in two, that was very painful, if i had a big fat cock that would not have happened, life ain't fair!

Another sort of accident with a gf, we were in my car on the beach shagging into the early morning, of course we didnt notice the tide came in and it started to surround the car, the car got stuck and nearly got washed away to sea.
Luckily shore patrol came along and we got towed out just in time.

The most embracing was recently, I'm not sure i should be telling you this.
I decided while having a wank to a shemale video that it would be a good idea to slide the handle of a lubed up screwdriver up into my arse so it felt like the tgirl was shagging me.
Anyway after a while my ass seemed to suck up the screwdriver into my arse and i began to loose the grip of the pointy end, it slid up further and further.
I couldn't stop it with the pointy bit being covered in lube.
Eventually i managed to push it out while pulling, but i had a hell of a job to stop it being sucked right up.
Very embarrassing and i dread to think the of damage it could have caused, well and truly screwed!

The worst ones iv heard about years ago that use to happen quite a lot.
Guys sticking there cocks in little hand held hoover spouts for a good sucking, the spouts where quite short and the powerful motor fan is at the end of the spout, you can imagine the results.
The trouble your cock can get you into.