funny joke!

[randolph]

A successful litigation lawyer parked his brand-new Llamborghini in front of his office to show his colleagues. As he was getting out, a passing truck tore off the door! He grabbed his cellphone, dialed 911, and a cop was there in 3 minutes. When the cop arrived to ask questions, he couldn't get a word in as the lawyer was yelling wildly.

"I just picked up this Llamborghini an hour ago! No matter how good a repair job, the car will never be the same!"

When the legal beagle finally ran out of steam, the cop shook his head. "Man, you lawyers are materialistic bozos!", he said, "you're so focused on your car you didn't notice anything else?"

The lawyer jumped all around the car, frantically checking it."What?! There's even more damage to the car?! Where?! Where?!", he yelled.

The officer replied, "Notice anything missing?"

"What?! What?! Robbery too?!"

'Your left arm!"

"OH, NO!" screamed the lawyer, "Where's my Rolex?!"