Lady Gaga, man or woman?

[TheSkronkDonkey]

She's hot, and I wish it were true, but Lady Gaga thrives on performance and art, which she has said in more than one interview -- and it should be pretty obvious from the outrageous (but superb) clothes she has made for her, right?

Look for live performances of "Poker Face", with Gaga at the piano in her bubble dress. To put it mildly, those performances differ wildly from the record version. Great stuff! Incidentally, she *does* sing some pretty low notes in those performances, but I chalk that up to her formidable voice, and not any sort of XY heritage.

Oh, and that juicy little dick she "accidentally" revealed at Glastonbury that caused all this commotion? C'mon, guys! Tell me if I'm going mad here, but I reckon she made it too obvious to be real. It'd be nice if she had a joystick, but for now, I'm saying she doesn't. Then again, hope springs eternal. :D