Kitty Kaiti visits smc in Boston -- a travelogue

[smc]

So, some of you may have read in another thread about Kitty Kaiti coming up to Boston to visit smc just because she needed to get the hell out of Newburgh, NY. The posts about that generated considerable PM traffic, ranging from the "what a crock of shit, it will never happen" variety to the -- in Kaiti's own words -- "you should totally bang that chick" variety.

Well, as I type this, gorgeous Kaiti is lying next me in bed after our second night out having a great time, and she told me to tell everyone that she is drunk. And just to prove to all the nay-sayers out there, the next post will be from Kaiti -- and, just to let everyone know, despite that I am a moderator I have no way of getting into Kaiti's account and posting on her behalf.

Anyhow, we thought we'd tell everyone how much fun we've been having. I'll start.

Kaiti arrived in her brand-spanking new 2011 Nissan Pathfinder SV, which she talked about in the "Kaiti needs a new car" thread. We got a room (2 beds ) at a Boston hotel so we could be close to the "action." On Monday, after she arrived at about 1:30 -- having made a 4-1/2 hour drive in 3-1/2 hours, thus confirming the hopes and prayers of lots of guys on this site that Kaiti is, indeed, a "fast woman" (eat your hearts out, suckers!) -- we first went to lunch at Legal Seafood. Kaiti ate fish chowder for the first time ever. Then we got on the ferry boat that takes you to the only thing Kaiti knew she wanted to do in Boston: visit the U.S.S. Constitution, which was closed when we got there after crossing the harbor on a boat. So we toured the U.S.S. Cassin Young, a WWII destroyer, and Kaiti somehow made big guns that had lied dormant for years come to full attention and even shoot out something that cannot be named.

Then we took the boat back to Boston and went back to the hotel and Kaiti slept for 13 hours because she had been up all night. Then we got up Tuesday morning, in our separate beds , and headed out for Tuesday's fun.

Kaiti will be writing the next chapter of our travelogue.

[KittyKaiti]

LOL, YAY!

Been having a great time.

So, we got up on Tuesday and we went to breakfast, where I ordered waffles and bacon and sausage, and they gave me tons of sausage. Then we went on the subway, and I hadn't been on a subway for years and it was fun. We arrived at the Aquarium and I saw the fishies and I got to pet sting rays and I got to see all the penguins, which is my favorite animal. We went to the gift shop and I got a stuffed toy penguin and a t-shirt, and smc bought me one of those pillow pets, which is a penguin.

Then we went to Quincy Market and I tried raw oysters for the first time. They tasted kind of like shrimp but looked kind of like snot. Then I had a hot dog and pizza.

After that, we saw a play in a park, which was like a comedy version of Shakespeare. Then we went to a Ghost Tour. As some of you people should know, I am into the paranormal, but it turned out to be silly and cheesy. We went to a few graveyards and heard mostly history.

Then at night we went to a trans bar and they had karaoke drag queens and I got drunk off my ass. Then we went back to the hotel.

[smc]

Originally Posted by KittyKaiti

... Then at night we went to a trans bar and they had karaoke drag queens and I got drunk off my ass. Then we went back to the hotel.

First of all, Kaiti gets drunk really easily. The cool thing about Kaiti getting drunk is that it makes her talk. When she's NOT drunk, getting her to talk is the equivalent of pulling teeth. If you don't ask her a direct question, you will not hear a peep out of her for hours.

But one drink, and not only is she starting the conversation, but she says every single thing that comes to her mind, including a lot about being drunk. The only way to describe this is that as adorable as Kaiti is when she's not talking, the adorableness increases exponentially the minute she starts talking without being prompted. Of course, I am biased, because I think Kaiti is a paragon of adorableness.

And let me just say, THANK GOODNESS SHE TALKED, because it drowned out the god-awful karaoke singing at the tranny bar. This is the "famous" Jacque's Cabaret in Boston, where I have sent many from TLB (because they've asked) but I've never been. I may not go again, until Kaiti comes back to visit me.

Kaiti's pornstar persona came through when, as the bar was closing, she wanted to do a scene on the bar's pool table. But they were closing, and there were no cameras.

We came back to the hotel room, asked the front desk if they could bring a pool table to our room, and decided instead to start this travelogue on TLB.

[JodieTs]

OMG!
You actually both really exist.
In real life....
I thought most of the posters were computer generated.

Anyway on a site like this, you are both breaking a cardinal rule:
Actually doing normal stuff rather than fantasy wank stuff.

Brill to you both.

Jodie. xx

[smc]

Originally Posted by JodieTs

OMG!
You actually both really exist.
In real life....
I thought most of the posters were computer generated.

Anyway on a site like this, you are both breaking a cardinal rule:
Actually doing normal stuff rather than fantasy wank stuff.

Brill to you both.

Jodie. xx

That's us: a couple of devilish rule breakers!

Kaiti is on her way home now, on the Massachusetts Turnpike somewhere around Framingham or Westborough by now. This is a reminder to her that it's her turn to post about what we did today before she headed home to New York.

[transjen]

So it was your falt the earth moved yesterday
Jerseygirl Jen