Kitty Kaiti visits smc in Boston -- a travelogue

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So, some of you may have read in another thread about Kitty Kaiti coming up to Boston to visit smc just because she needed to get the hell out of Newburgh, NY. The posts about that generated considerable PM traffic, ranging from the "what a crock of shit, it will never happen" variety to the -- in Kaiti's own words -- "you should totally bang that chick" variety.

Well, as I type this, gorgeous Kaiti is lying next me in bed after our second night out having a great time, and she told me to tell everyone that she is drunk. And just to prove to all the nay-sayers out there, the next post will be from Kaiti -- and, just to let everyone know, despite that I am a moderator I have no way of getting into Kaiti's account and posting on her behalf.

Anyhow, we thought we'd tell everyone how much fun we've been having. I'll start.

Kaiti arrived in her brand-spanking new 2011 Nissan Pathfinder SV, which she talked about in the "Kaiti needs a new car" thread. We got a room (2 beds ) at a Boston hotel so we could be close to the "action." On Monday, after she arrived at about 1:30 -- having made a 4-1/2 hour drive in 3-1/2 hours, thus confirming the hopes and prayers of lots of guys on this site that Kaiti is, indeed, a "fast woman" (eat your hearts out, suckers!) -- we first went to lunch at Legal Seafood. Kaiti ate fish chowder for the first time ever. Then we got on the ferry boat that takes you to the only thing Kaiti knew she wanted to do in Boston: visit the U.S.S. Constitution, which was closed when we got there after crossing the harbor on a boat. So we toured the U.S.S. Cassin Young, a WWII destroyer, and Kaiti somehow made big guns that had lied dormant for years come to full attention and even shoot out something that cannot be named.

Then we took the boat back to Boston and went back to the hotel and Kaiti slept for 13 hours because she had been up all night. Then we got up Tuesday morning, in our separate beds , and headed out for Tuesday's fun.

Kaiti will be writing the next chapter of our travelogue.