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Originally Posted by simmo
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The flasher came up to the ladies,
stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.
Marilyn immediately had a stroke.
Then Bev also had a stroke.
But Judy, being older and more feeble,
couldn't reach that far.
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Thats a good one. I had to wait three seconds for the funny detail to sink in.
stroke as in... stroking the cock!!
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Originally Posted by Jenae
"Fuck or walk," says Smilin' Jimmy.
"Ok, let's fuck," say Sally with an air of resignation. And they did.
Afterwards with a satisfied smile on his face Jimmy asks, "Why did you finally go along, Sally?
"Well," she said, "I was willing to walk 5 miles, and I was willing to walk 10 miles."
"But," she continued, "after dancing all night, and my feet being tired,-----I'll be damned if I'll walk 25 miles...just to keep some sunny beach from catching the clap!"
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All the time she was doing him a favour.
Clap: A common venereal disease caused by the bacterium Neisseria gonorrhoeae;
A really cool joke.
