But then some of my Irish ancestors came from County Limerick.
There once was a tranny,
Who hated acting manny,
So her dick she's hid,
Every since she's a kid,
And now she loves it up the fanny.
Now if you didn't like mine, here's one from Rainbow on the Internet:
A beautiful lady was Jan.
Sweeter than marzipan!
The perfect girl with long legs and big boobs and white teeth,
She was perfect, but there was something underneath...
Jan was really a man.