How about a drinking toast?
If water were vodka
And I were a duck,
I'd swim to the bottom
And never come up,
But since water's not vodka
And I'm not a duck,
Pass me a bottle
And shut the fuck up.
 
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[QUOTE=God(from Futurama)]Right and wrong are just words; what matters is what you do... If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope... When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
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