Been in it since I got raped in a boarding school when I was 19 years old. Laid off after I got married to my first wife, but later resumed the fun when I got a divorce.For umpteen years, I was having the best of both worlds, screwing girls and being screwed by LBs.
When I married the second time, I continued my double life until now.
[Of course without the knowledge of my wife and friends.]
Cheers to all lovers of LB.