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Originally Posted by sesame
A Sybian! So you like to ride that rubber horse, you Cowgirl?
And your whole fraternity is taking turns, riding the poor thing! Well, its already a fivesome (you, Gf, Bf, Tg) and the Sybian  ;
and you're still craving for more seed. 
You will produce quadruplets!
What was sitting on your bacon/burger, again?
A sausage? 
One more thing. Can you ride? Err, Ofcourse you can!
No, no, I was referring to real horse riding. |
Sesame,
We can scarcely be termed a "fraternity" since there are two >^..^<'s, two penises (and one of those is not exactly large, or even medium,) and only two balls among us.
I know a married couple who have TWO Sybians! Their adult daughter lives with them and the machines are not concealed from her so I assume...well, I just assume. They are in a room devoted to fun and games which is kept locked most of the time, or so I'm told. As for who uses them (and how); I've adopted a "Don't ask. Don't tell" policy.
Real horsies? Yes, I can manage without falling off. My Sapphic "instructorette" has free access to some really pretty horses and she's talked me into taking lessons in basic horseback riding. So far, nothing more than a few scrapes and bruises.
I tried the English Saddle and the Western but found I liked the old US Cavalry McClellan Saddle more than the other two. All I need now is one of those saber thingies and I could solve the illegal immigration problem
I had to buy the required "Texas Woman" stuff to wear, such as boots. She turned me over to the guy who makes hers and now I have two pair. Wayyyy too much money but at least they don't hurt and they haven't uglied up my pampered tootsies. At the first sign of a corn or blemish, though...they get bronzed or something and used as flower pots because I take pride in my feet.
I wear small dress spurs like the senior cadets at Texas A&M wear just because they turn me on. I'd
never wear a spur that could hurt a horse.
BTW, my favorite horsie is a HUGE one called Baron; A Tennessee Walker, seven years old, and I need oxygen when I'm on him because he's so tall. He's a real sweetie though and we've sort of bonded. Since we go riding at least five times a month and I'm the only one who rides him we have "an understanding"...but we will never have children together since he's been, you know. (I won't use the "C" word for fear of being accused of further perversion.) Besides, if he could become all erect I'd never survive the wedding night. A BJ might be a "stretch" too. Even now, when it dangles it's impressive even if it just hangs all floppy. Yesssss, I HAVE touched it, at my friend's insistence
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CG